Yes... let's go with that. It's probably the best-sounding place in England which to live, although as it's up against things like Great Snoring, Crapstone and Chipping Sodbury, competition is not fierce here.

At least your entry was, at one point, accurate! I like the mention that you're 'known for' your interesting collection of fetishes - that probably remains the only accurate part, as it only takes a glance at your FA Favorites page to know that something's up.