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Algorithm: GraphsAndAlgorithmsExam

Input: An exam paper consisting of vague and impenetrably-worded
questions, E
A time in which to answer them, T

Output: An array of confused and mostly wrong answers dressed up
to make them seem more valid, A

Method:

Initialise counter x := 0
While (time < T && !Dead)
     While (Clueless)
          Attempt to read question from E[x]
          If understood
               Clueless := false
     String answer := Waffle + Answer(Twaddle) + Waffle
     A[x] := answer
     Increment x
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