What the hell is this?

[davidn]

From: Sunnypatel2@***.com To: wongchungbang@hotmail.com
Subject: (no subject)

i am park now i do not know i need to do. when i find 2 bomb then they say 2 bomb remining so i find other then i can not other bomb and i got to end i see like it bank and i can not break the doors. please if u have time send mail so i know i need to do.

also i like game.

After looking past what I thought was a randomly generated string of words and numbers, I think this is probably a request for help that someone has sent me after reading the guide that I wrote four years ago for Syphon Filter, the silliest-named game in the world (apart from It's Mr. Pants).

Most people would just ignore this email and probably add the sender to their permanent block list, but I feel I have to reply somehow. Any creative suggestions?

Comments

[gr33bo.livejournal.com]

write a reply, put it through a french translator, then a french->german translator and finally, back to english.
Then send it.

[steveo-h.livejournal.com]

Send "lrn 2 typ n00b".

[mercuryanna.livejournal.com]

for bomb 1 must leave park go back then first then bomb 2 remain. left park then open. then u win

glad u like

[stubbleupdate.livejournal.com]

I was about to suggest the same thing.

[ethelfleda.livejournal.com]

All your base are belong to us?

[davidn]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[kingradix.livejournal.com]

It's Mr. Pants is not sillily named. You see, his name is Mr. Pants, and it's him. Therefore, It's Mr. Pants.

[davidn]

Your logic is indeed watertight.