The Spamstream Saga

Nothing much is new... slept until noon today after the exhaustion of the last couple of days. However, a while ago I got one of those Nigerian spam emails.

( The first e-mail )

Rather than just ignoring it this time, I decided to e-mail back, following in the footsteps of dungeoneer's escapade a while ago. I wasn't nearly as inventive, however.

( My reply )

Don't ask me where the PhD came from, I was just trying to make it sound more impressive. Oddly enough, he persevered.

( The second e-mail )

If you read all that, then you'll have noticed that he says some rather contradictory things in it, and I was happy to point those out to him.

( Trying to be even more blatant about it )

But he still kept on going...

( I need your response please. )

I couldn't really think of a good way to reply to that, so I just settled for this.

( My last reply )

And I haven't heard from him since...