You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I don't know what Kieran thinks he's playing at (is he still the system admin at WiredSoc?), but trying to navigate Wired just now is like playing a text adventure game written by a sadist who was having a particularly bad day. I promise that this is what I've just got.

I have no name!@wired:~/public_html/agent$ whoami
whoami: cannot find name for user ID 13007
I have no name!@wired:~/public_html/agent$ ls -l
ls: ldap-nss.c:1374: do_init: Assertion `cfg->ldc_uris[__session.ls_current_uri] != ((void *)0)' failed.
Aborted
I have no name!@wired:~/public_html/agent$ ssh
You don't exist, go away!

And I was almost feeling motivated to work on BugRIT, too. (In case you were wondering - no, I have no idea what the middle line means either.)