Big Bird

The Village Condo Association Holiday Party was a great success by all reports. The food was extra good & the desserts were abundant. The condo fee raffle donated by the management company was won by Randy Oestrich of...

No, I don't care where you're from - even if you're American, your name is not Randy Oestrich. How cruel did your parents have to be to come up with that one - were they going through different adjectives until they found one that sounded like it could conceivably be a first name? Or maybe their names are Sleepy and Grumpy and after living with that for their entire marriage they didn't want any offspring to be spared.