Milk Defence

[davidn]

Having been unimpressed that my second bottle of milk of the year was stolen, this time I've introduced some new security measures. Although with that on it, you might argue that it's going to get stolen so quickly it won't even be funny.

Even the usefulness of a fridge at the moment is debatable, because it's still utterly freezing outside.

Comments

[the-twilighted.livejournal.com]

When I was in DRH, I once put some food in the fridge after returning home from the shops. In the time it took me to go upstairs, unpack the rest of my shopping and return to the kitchen, someone had stolen my food!

[stubbleupdate.livejournal.com]

the father of a friend of mine was plagued with milk theft at his work.

So... he took a 2 litre bottle, used half of it, filled the other half with bleach, wrote on it "not fit for human consumption. contains bleach" in really big letters, and left it.

They soon found out who was stealing the milk. he was the man who was doubled over in pain as they stretchered him out of the office.

stealing food is just shit; it isn't as if you can be confused by what you actually own, and look into the fridge and think "oh! a litre of ice cream/ 2 pints of milk! i don't remember handing over any money for them, but i must have done, since they are in the fridge that i share with other people. i shall eat 95% of what is there now."

*reaches for the drunken-fuckwit beating stick.

[raphx.livejournal.com]

Haha!

It's a good job he covered his own concerns by putting a warning on the bottle.