The ancient machine, a million lives' dream, protect and serve you all

I've realised recently that maybe I hate the world a bit too much. Of course, there's a lot that's simply wrong, but it's the little things that don't matter that I'm talking about. Take Big Brother, for instance. What's actually wrong with it? Well, it's an absolutely unwatchable programme that uses human lives for entertainment purposes. All right, maybe that's a bad example... I'll think about this more when I can find something that isn't deserving of my intense loathing.

It's only fair, Paul.

<Greebo> simpsons too
<Greebo> We're Beets nature's candy in Doug?
<Greebo> ere
<Greebo> weren't*
<Greebo> bugger
<Greebo> can't even spell "er"
<RaphX> werererennn't'*
<Greebo> shutit you
* Greebo feels all alone down on the normal
<Greebo> bugger
<Greebo> I can't even complete sentences
<Greebo> I'm turning into a jenni-typist!

Oh, and I'm melting because of the heat.