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The most disturbing thing has appeared in the kitchen. No, I haven't been trying to cook again - it's something that my dad brought back from work, having been handed it because no one else wanted it.
The offending article is a stuffed toy that looks slightly like a Kirby, but bright purple in colour and with large green antennae. The face is frozen in a vapid, insane smile with the eyes staring vacantly off in to space, and when it is touched it cackles insanely. My house seems to accumulate things with no real purpose but to annoy people in this way. Hopefully it'll soon find the way to the bottom of a cupboard... assisted by me... like that talking skull before it.
The offending article is a stuffed toy that looks slightly like a Kirby, but bright purple in colour and with large green antennae. The face is frozen in a vapid, insane smile with the eyes staring vacantly off in to space, and when it is touched it cackles insanely. My house seems to accumulate things with no real purpose but to annoy people in this way. Hopefully it'll soon find the way to the bottom of a cupboard... assisted by me... like that talking skull before it.
