Why I'm So Great

I recently received a testimonial from the RGU so that I can show prospective employers something impressive that isn't my largely fictional CV. Because I don't really have any ideas of what to write in my LJ these days, I thought I'd post it here. Uncharacteristically for me, I've put it behind a cut so that you can get your sick-bags on standby.

( A Tidal Wave of Praise )