No Project

For the first time in as long as I can remember, I did not look at my project or report today. It was fantastic. I did start up Eclipse, but it was only to write a ROT13 codec, which was vastly entertaining as you can imagine. (I think "ROT13 codec" is the epitome of computer science phrases that sound impressive but actually aren't.)

So I'm going to celebrate by posting this meme instead. Actually it was an idea from years ago that I thought I'd crowbar into a meme. I realize that this is utterly puerile, but what can I say - I thought it was hilarious.

Open up your music player of choice, and find songs with "Heart" in the title. Replace the word "heart" with the word "arse".

Someone or Other - My Arse Will Go On (Dance version)
Crush 40 - Open Your Arse
David Newton - Arse of the Beast
Dragonforce - Arse of a Dragon
Gamma Ray - The Arse of the Unicorn
Hammerfall - Arses On Fire
Heavenly - Carry Your Arse
Helloween - In The Middle Of An Arsebeat
Nightwish - Swanarse
Silent Force - Arse Attack
Stratovarius - Eaglearse

Snigger, hoot, snort. Actually, the lyrics for "Heart of the Beast" become absolutely amazing when mutated in this way, but that's enough of this for now.