No Project

[davidn]

For the first time in as long as I can remember, I did not look at my project or report today. It was fantastic. I did start up Eclipse, but it was only to write a ROT13 codec, which was vastly entertaining as you can imagine. (I think "ROT13 codec" is the epitome of computer science phrases that sound impressive but actually aren't.)

So I'm going to celebrate by posting this meme instead. Actually it was an idea from years ago that I thought I'd crowbar into a meme. I realize that this is utterly puerile, but what can I say - I thought it was hilarious.

Open up your music player of choice, and find songs with "Heart" in the title. Replace the word "heart" with the word "arse".

Someone or Other - My Arse Will Go On (Dance version)
Crush 40 - Open Your Arse
David Newton - Arse of the Beast
Dragonforce - Arse of a Dragon
Gamma Ray - The Arse of the Unicorn
Hammerfall - Arses On Fire
Heavenly - Carry Your Arse
Helloween - In The Middle Of An Arsebeat
Nightwish - Swanarse
Silent Force - Arse Attack
Stratovarius - Eaglearse

Snigger, hoot, snort. Actually, the lyrics for "Heart of the Beast" become absolutely amazing when mutated in this way, but that's enough of this for now.

Comments

[mercuryanna.livejournal.com]

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Arse
David Holmes - I Wish I Had a Wooden Arse
Jump, Little Children - My Arse Is on the Ocean
Ryan Adams - She Wants to Play Arses
Wilco - I Am Trying to Break Your Arse

Cue giggling!

[scellanis.livejournal.com]

*giggles....in the middle of a party...*

Oops...don't think they noticed....

[tweeasfuck.livejournal.com]

Heavenly - Carry Your Arse

I'd love to see someone actually try that.

[siloh.livejournal.com]

I could only find one:
walls of vanity - in my mind in my arse

^^;

[siloh.livejournal.com]

Also: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Rot13

[davidn]

Gunax lbh irel zhpu.

[siloh.livejournal.com]

Lbh'er jrypbzr. ^^

[e-to-the-ipi.livejournal.com]

The Beatles - Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Arses Club Band
Cream - Deserted Cities of the Arse
Elvis Costello - The World of Broken Arses
Lou Reed - Legendary Arses
The Manic Street Preachers - You Stole the Sun from my Arse
Pink Floyd - Set The Controls for the Arse of the Sun
Tom Waits - Arseattack and Vine
Eagles - Arseache Tonight

[siloh.livejournal.com]

>> The Manic Street Preachers - You Stole the Sun from my Arse
rofle!!

[kingradix.livejournal.com]

Odd. ROT13 has played an unusually big part in my day.

[davidn]

It was actually put together for your forum topic this morning.

[ethelfleda.livejournal.com]

Led Zep's 'Arsebreaker' was the best one my playlist comes up with :)

[kennymacdonald.livejournal.com]

Getting people on my friends list to do it now hehe. We have:

As Long As I Have a Arse - kathy Mattea
Don't go Breaking My Arse - Star Ac 3
Arse Without A Home - Westlife
Arsebreak - Steps
I Know You By Arse - Eva Cassidy
My Arse Will Go On - Celine Dion
Only A Woman's Arse - Eleanor McEvoy with Frances Black
Open Your Arse - Madonna

These have to win...

[stubbleupdate.livejournal.com]

Badly Drawn Boy - Blistered arse
Arcade Fire - My Arse is an apple
Del Amitri - Hammering Arse
DHT - Listen to your arse (Hardbounze single edit)
Erasure - Arse of Stone
Erasure - My arse so blue
Human League - Open your arse
Moby - Why does my arse feel so bad?
Morrissey - Irish Blood English Arse
The New Pornographers - Bleeding Arse Show
Tom McRae - My Vampire Arse
U2 - A room at the Arsebreak hotel

[whinknee.livejournal.com]

Arse Of The House - Alanis Morissette
The Captive Arse - Brendan Perry
Junk of the Arses - The Cardigans
My Arse Will Go On (Love Theme from Titanic) - Celine Dion
Arse of the Beast - David Newton
True to Your Arse (Single) - Disney Mulan OST
Cry You Out Of My Arse - Ella Fitzgerald
The World Of Broken Arses - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
The Arse Remains A Child - Everything But The Girl
Arse of This Thing - Garrison Starr
Follow Your Arse - Greg Kotis/Mark Hollmann
Arse Like A Wheel - Heidi Berry
Young Arses Run Free - Kym Mazelle
A Arse Full of Love - Les Miserables Soundtrack
Tribal Arse - Medicine Drum
Cold Cold Arse - Norah Jones
Arse Attack - Silent Force
Only Love Can Break Your Arse - St Etienne Feat. Moira Lambert
All My Arse This Night Rejoices - Starlite Chamber Ensemble
Eaglearse – Stratovarius
I Am Trying To Break Your Arse - Wilco

[siloh.livejournal.com]

:o

A late submission...

[clonion.livejournal.com]

Arsewind - the Penguin Café Orchestra.

*bows*

[jenny0.livejournal.com]

Madonna - Open Your Arse

I don't have a lot of music with hearts (or arses), it seems.