People are weird.

When driving into St Andrews today, Whitney and I heard an interview on the radio about reactions to the bird flu that's been discovered dangerously near us in Cellardyke. People were saying that it'll probably "be good for the tourist industry in the long run". That's going to be a difficult one to market, isn't it? "Visit Cellardyke - bird flu capital of Scotland!" We could provide discounts on infections to parties of over six. The mind boggles.