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Red hats and blue hats
May. 17th, 2007 02:00 pmThis morning, Whitney and I got up at 4:30 in the morning so that I could see her off to the airport for a trip to see her family in California. This is the advantage of being at university and having holidays for up to four months at a time, which is something I'm sure I'll miss more and more sorely as time goes on.
So I'll be living the bachelor's life again for a fortnight, or at least would if I knew how or had any idea what it was. Going straight from university to marriage has tended to cut out the difficult bit in the middle where you no longer know what you're doing with your life or degree. I am proud to have been entrusted with cooking and looking after myself for the first time rather than just being left a load of frozen pies as always - I can finally prove that I can survive by myself without losing a leg when trying to make the bed or cutting my head off while shaving.
With a great sense of timing, there was a powercut this morning just before my alarm was due to go off, so I've experienced only three hours of sleep followed by half an hour of being awake, then an indeterminate amount of dozing afterwards. At the moment I'm not even sure where most of my fingers are at any time.
This is the most distressingly hilarious thread I've ever read (and that includes the comments section on Youtube). Since the Myspace English Stupefaction Act of 2003 I've never expected most places on the Internet to be particularly clever, but these people are writing the software that runs this world. Half of them are loud, stupid people who can't read, and the other half are stupid, loud people with superiority complexes. In this respect, WorseThanFailure is even WorseThanYoutube - it's the same level of argument, but they use longer words.
And if that wasn't enough, read this to overwhelm yourself quite admirably.
So I'll be living the bachelor's life again for a fortnight, or at least would if I knew how or had any idea what it was. Going straight from university to marriage has tended to cut out the difficult bit in the middle where you no longer know what you're doing with your life or degree. I am proud to have been entrusted with cooking and looking after myself for the first time rather than just being left a load of frozen pies as always - I can finally prove that I can survive by myself without losing a leg when trying to make the bed or cutting my head off while shaving.
With a great sense of timing, there was a powercut this morning just before my alarm was due to go off, so I've experienced only three hours of sleep followed by half an hour of being awake, then an indeterminate amount of dozing afterwards. At the moment I'm not even sure where most of my fingers are at any time.
This is the most distressingly hilarious thread I've ever read (and that includes the comments section on Youtube). Since the Myspace English Stupefaction Act of 2003 I've never expected most places on the Internet to be particularly clever, but these people are writing the software that runs this world. Half of them are loud, stupid people who can't read, and the other half are stupid, loud people with superiority complexes. In this respect, WorseThanFailure is even WorseThanYoutube - it's the same level of argument, but they use longer words.
And if that wasn't enough, read this to overwhelm yourself quite admirably.
