Old news

I used to collect these from the local newspaper (back when news was something you read on paper and then wrapped your fish and chips in), and I just remembered that I still had four sheets of them that used to be mounted to my wall. It's surprising how little effort you have to put in to find a slip of the keyboard giving something an unintended double meaning - or just a story that shows what a happening place the town I grew up in was.

(The last one is retouched, and rather less convincingly than I had thought at the time - some of these have become completely unreadable)