Stumbling through Action 52 - Part 1

kjorteo put me up to this - after encouraging Zoey to suffer through it (but with the effort thwarted by her judiciously breaking the emulator), here is the first of a five-part venture through the titles (I hesitate to call them 'games') barely contained within the infamous Action 52 cartridge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syISlA54rO8&hd=1

My initial assessment is that it isn't very good.