Er... Chatroom Tuesday.

[davidn]

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<Wong> Hi, Eddie.
<Wong> Don't remember seeing you here before
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<Wong> Well, sod off then.

<Greebo> <-- genius
<Wong> <-- cynical
<Greebo> ^eejut
<Wong> v Someone else

<Raph|shower> I worked out why the sound quality on a file wasn't very good
<Raph|shower> I still had the headphones plugged in instead of the speakers

<RaphX> you just want an excuse to slack off and get free credits
<lsq> ... doesnt everyone?
<RaphX> come to think of it... yes

<Wong> Apparenly, if I keep smiling and confident, I'll attract people like a mkgnet.
* Wong committed the sin of missing out a "t". So here it is -> t
<Plette> watch out that if you turn into a mkgnet you stay away from your cpmetur

<Wong> Chris, if I wasn't on the other end of a Resnet connection I would kiss you.
<RaphX> makes me kinda glad you're on the other end of a Resnet connection
<Plette> ...me too

<XhpaR> keep out of the sun between 11 and 3 for your own safety, keep away from resnet between 3 and 7 for yor own sanity

* lsq looks at todays' lotr pic on her calender
<Hex> what is it?
<lsq> boromir blowing the horn of gondor
<Hex> heh
<Wong> I hope that isn't a euphemism.
* lsq falls off chair in hysterics

* lsq is old and curmudgeonly.
<lsq> and cnat spell

<Donald> nighty-night - or day-y-day, or something

<lsq> must.... download... before.... server.... explodes....

<Brad> kazaa sucks
<Ama_invisible> does it swallow?
<Donald> Jennifer!

* lsq lures al back with pleasures of the flesh
<lsq> (ive tied up dave)

<SiouxsieSioux> men suck
<lsq> :)
<lsq> ...
<SiouxsieSioux> not all but most
<lsq> well, in slash they do

* Al fooled them by buying a licence but not a tv
<lsq> ....
<RaphX> hrm
* Al has just spotted a major flaw in his cunning plan

<Prophet_Tenebrae> can sleep stop your liver from failing?

* Ama_hooverbattle collapses
<Ama_hooverbattle> the hoover won

<SiouxsieSioux> what are you up to today?
<lsq> um, lazing, followed by some procrastination, maybe with a bit of loafing added in for variety.

<Wong> Paul, I have a confession to make. About the 3.03MB thing.
<Greebo> you're an idiot?
<Wong> I was, er, looking at the wrong file.
<Greebo> you're an idiot
<RaphX> GJ!

<lsq> 0MG TEH WEBMASTER!!!!111
<RaphX> Øli!!!!"!11"!!!21!"!""!1!!!!!1
<Thackary> I have no idea what you're talking about, but I suspect it's very funny

<lsq> i have to do philosophy of logic :S
<lsq> it scares me
<RaphX> philogicy
<lsq> ..... no
<RaphX> =|
<Wong> Logilosophy.
<RaphX> ..... no
<lsq> .... not that either.
<Wong> =|

<Amaunet> but how on earth can u strangle urself with ur thing when ur using it
<Amaunet> it must be 6 foot long or somethnig
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<Wong> Hi, Chris. I'd leave now if I were you D:
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<Wong> He'll thank me later.
<lsq> jenni- what are you talking about.
<Amaunet> ahh right, ok, i mistook the word a for the word the
<Amaunet> makes more sense now
<Amaunet> Autoerotic asphyxiation is the practice of self-strangulation, typically by the use of a ligature, while masturbating. The decrease of blood to the brain is said to heighten the sexual pleasure. It is a highly dangerous practice that results in many deaths each year.
<Wong> _The_ ligature?
<lsq> did you think they strangled themselves wiht their own dicks?
<lsq> .....
<lsq> i have no words.

<Wong> (Sorry, typing with a sock on my hand just now)
<SiouxsieSioux> and what exactly are you doing with a sock!?
<Wong> Pairing them.
<SiouxsieSioux> so you just happen to be on the net with a sock in one hand?
* Greebo sniggers
<Wong> WinSock.

<lsq> slowly torture him to death.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> yeah, that's more like it.
<lsq> using westlife albums.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> hmm, maybe slightly too horrific - even for me.

<Donald_dressing> now that makes me sound like something one puts on a salad

* Yemminie calls shotgun
* Wong calls bazooka
* Greebo calls driver....oh
* Donald calls musket
* Wong changes his mind and calls Banana Bomb
* Greebo calls holy hand grenade
* Donald calls Concrete Super Donkey

<Yemminie> i was there in the bop, and he came up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders
<Yemminie> so i dashed across the circle to hide between paul and richard
<lsq> he must have scared you if you sought solace and safety form 10

<lsq> paul- have you tried the cheese experiemtn yet?
<lsq> making melville cheese bounce
<lsq> because it does
<Wong> No, but I knocked the tacks in to the wall using it.
<lsq> you could probably melt it down and make effective condoms with it

<Al> when benedict sings do you hear violins?
<lsq> no
<lsq> your eardrums melt

<Blaggy> i must eat something
<Blaggy> ive not actually had a meal for 3weeks
<Blaggy> living off of sandwichs, chipscheese and toasties
<lsq> youll die you know.
<Blaggy> quite possibly

* Wong forgot he had left one of those windows open and gets a nasty surprise
<Amaunet> and there was me thinking u were such a n ncie wee person
<Wong> I _am_ nice... just also rather, er, alternative
<Amaunet> i thought u meat a wndow window
<Amaunet> with glass and such
<Wong> Ah. Right.
<Wong> That, must have sounded much, much worse than I intended, then

<lsq> who does? apart fork pail?
<lsq> *from paul

<lsq> good love band, placebo
<lsq> *live

<lsq> its alright
<lsq> ive done it
<lsq> its very easy
<lsq> oh, actually...
<lsq> i havent

<RaphX> what did you get up to in the past couple of hours?
<Wong> Went out and hit a cricket ball about a bit with the people on my corridor
<RaphX> couldn't you have used a bat?