Individual scenes of torment
May. 26th, 2009 10:59 amNot satisfied with the giant scenarios that it's played out during the night previously, during a planned nine hours of sleep that I thought would recover me from my tired and nervous state gained over the weekend my brain fed me a very diverse collection of short dreams, involving:
Because of being kept awake by all this I went back to sleep in the morning, only for a great big tree-cutting machine to stop outside the bedroom window and wake me up yet again.
- Mechanical parasites that slice you up from the inside
- Trying to swim across a river fully clothed, trying to go over facts and lines in my head on my way to speaking on TV about my university's computer science department
- Putting on a nativity at St Andrews church, with Brian Blessed as the narrator
- Attempting to defuse a bomb with a syringe
- Being unable to sleep because of being shut in a box in my parents' utility room, with the cat
- Sunday from 7 Days a Skeptic, again
Because of being kept awake by all this I went back to sleep in the morning, only for a great big tree-cutting machine to stop outside the bedroom window and wake me up yet again.
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Date: 2009-05-26 03:43 pm (UTC)Actually, there was a production of Peter and the Wolf narrated by Brian Blessed which was touring the country last year (or was it the year before?). I briefly considered going for the novelty value, but none of the publicity said whether he would be appearing in person or if it was just a recording, and it cost more than I was prepared to pay for an afternoon at the theatre with the under-10s and a recording of Brian Blessed.
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Date: 2009-05-26 09:48 pm (UTC)I can't do much but offer my condolences on the Sunday dream, though... damn, that's bad luck, man.
Also, seconding the "I'd go and see that" movement for the Brian Blessed nativity play. :P
D.F.
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Date: 2009-05-26 10:37 pm (UTC)Sunday has left irreparable scars on my mind. I've honestly never encountered anything in any studio-produced horror game that remotely compares to it. In this particular dream, I had to... keep Malcolm up a stepladder doing something to the ceiling, with the threat of John coming round the corner suddenly and kicking it out from under him. Yes, it sounds comical now, but it made sense in the dream, all right? :)
And Brian Blessed seems to feature in a suspicious amount of my dreams...
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Date: 2009-05-27 05:49 pm (UTC)It doesn't, however, explain Brian Blessed. *shrugs*
D.F.
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Date: 2009-05-27 06:00 pm (UTC)I wouldn't want to really begin to analyze the constant rather horrific dreams I have, but my brain is good at coming up things that I can't begin to imagine in real life.
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Date: 2009-05-27 06:23 pm (UTC)As far as Brian Blessed is concerned, it's a sign you should give him a cameo role in CT2. Alas, I fear that doing this will start a series of events where you become progressively more obsessed with him, culminating in you kidnapping him and locking him in a box in your parents' utility room, with the cat.
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Date: 2009-05-28 07:52 pm (UTC)This. If there was ever a personality that deserved to be a boss in I Wanna Be The Guy, Brian Blessed is it. He is a former The Guy wrongly denied his place in legend... but you can restore him to his rightful place... :P
D.F.