Individual scenes of torment

[davidn]

Not satisfied with the giant scenarios that it's played out during the night previously, during a planned nine hours of sleep that I thought would recover me from my tired and nervous state gained over the weekend my brain fed me a very diverse collection of short dreams, involving:

• Mechanical parasites that slice you up from the inside


• Trying to swim across a river fully clothed, trying to go over facts and lines in my head on my way to speaking on TV about my university's computer science department


• Putting on a nativity at St Andrews church, with Brian Blessed as the narrator


• Attempting to defuse a bomb with a syringe


• Being unable to sleep because of being shut in a box in my parents' utility room, with the cat


• Sunday from 7 Days a Skeptic, again

I'm starting to think I need to see someone. Possibly an exorcist.

Because of being kept awake by all this I went back to sleep in the morning, only for a great big tree-cutting machine to stop outside the bedroom window and wake me up yet again.

Comments

[starfishchris.livejournal.com]

It means you aren't leading an exciting enough life. Go taunt some axe murderers and survive unscathed - with any luck, your dreams will be significantly more mundane from then on.

As far as Brian Blessed is concerned, it's a sign you should give him a cameo role in CT2. Alas, I fear that doing this will start a series of events where you become progressively more obsessed with him, culminating in you kidnapping him and locking him in a box in your parents' utility room, with the cat.

[lupineangel.livejournal.com]

"As far as Brian Blessed is concerned, it's a sign you should give him a cameo role in CT2."

This. If there was ever a personality that deserved to be a boss in I Wanna Be The Guy, Brian Blessed is it. He is a former The Guy wrongly denied his place in legend... but you can restore him to his rightful place... :P

D.F.