As far as links that I would regret clicking on go, that could have been worse, and the expeditions put me in mind of watching Knightmare :) One of the most unsettling things about the wiki is the... casual treatment of the "D-class personnel", although this article gives the most blatant clues yet as to where they get them from.

I checked inside ours. It appears finite, and there's some paper stuck to the inside of the door.