"Won't go near" - it's not as if I've been hanging back afraid of this game from the moment you brought it up, afraid that starting it up will result in being shot by snipers or opening a hole through time and being dragged in by unknown tentacles/flippers, I just never felt a particular drive to download or play through them. I could! Although as I note below, all sports games seem to be more or less the same thing - it was this game's strange additions (for disastrous failure) that made it stand out.