This one was a simple misreading that anyone could have made, but... I can make some things very competently! (Although apparently not since 2010). It's just when the laws of the universe suddenly don't work for me as they do for everyone else that the result is remarkable enough to turn into a story (the 'cooking' tag is disasters, 'recipe' is successes) the times when everything comes out as a half-dead version of what it should be, when I leave a recipe completely... massacred...

Hey, kjorteo! Can my fan character by the St. Pigeonation's school cook?