davidn

I don't do memes. I don't do memes. I don't do memes.

An array of randomly chosen questions about people on my Friends list.

Why would starfishchris go to heaven but lordrosemount go to hell?: Because Chris uses Multimedia Fusion.
What is the_twilighted's favorite band?: The Asymmetrical Lampshades.
How did you meet danbodaxter?: We haven't, despite numerous plans to rectify the situation. I think that our meeting on the Internet may have had something to do with ZZT, which I posted about a few entires ago.
What political beliefs of steveo_h do you disagree with?: To be honest, a good proportion of them. But that doesn't mean we don't get on otherwise.
Why is kibet sneaking up behind you right now?: Because he's weird.
What would iluena be like on an LSD trip?: If she or I were on an LSD trip? If she was, I've no idea. If I was on LSD and looking at her, she could be like anything from a carnivorous sofa to a mutant telephone.
What would happen if you were to date rachel_anne?: Very bad things, if Whitney ever found out.
In what ways is mr_comedy smarter than you?: He can name five hundred different types of tea.
Is kmart_cowgirl an innie or an outie?: How should I know? Navel examination isn't my speciality. (In fact, I've never seen an "outie" - that whole concept just seems bizarre to me.)
Whom is whinknee attracted to?: Hugh Laurie. But I'm told that I am a close second.
What does meridenya look for in a significant other?: Paulishness.
If you had the chance to sleep with spiderinmybrain, would you?: Answering this would be a bit of a gamble because I have never talked to spiderinmybrain, read any of that journal or have any idea of who she is. However, she lists "The Granstream Saga" on her list of interests, which is a pretty good sign. (Gender is a guess as well.)
Who would win in a fight between gr33bo and marge_white?: It depends if it were some sort of DDR dance-off or not.
How long have you known sleigh82?: Since my first week at university when we discovered we had the same birthday, had gone to the same school, and lived five minutes down the road from each other, and yet had never met.
Could you take akuro in a fight?: I imagine not, because he's German and therefore it's reasonable to assume that he's hard as nails.
What is stubbleupdate's favorite song?: The sound of unruly campers' heads being bashed together.
What was the last game you played with dunqn?: Quake 3, probably on The Longest Yard, and it's reasonable to assume that he beat me by a huge margin. Again.
Does quadralien understand quantum chromodynamics?: I can pretty confidently say that he would have no difficulty whatsoever with them.
Is miss_maryland's spoon too big?: I've never found that funny, you know.
Would you sooner donate a kidney to zephyr_pie or gylcbondgirl?: As yet I have no idea who zephyr_pie is or how he/she knows me, so I'll go with gylcbondgirl on this one by default. I'm sure she'd appreciate a spare.
What would the minions of opera_hat's army look like?: I'm not quite sure, but they'd all be immaculately dressed and know the right order of cutlery to use in the evening.
What kind of person would you set up with gh?: Someone who knows her routers from her ethernet bridges.
What's the last thing you said to yemminie?: I really can't remember what I last said to her in real life. On the Internet, I've just encouraged her to come back to Scotland to get away from her clearly insane family.
Is katiembear hiding under your bed right now?: She'll be uncomfortable if she is, because what's under my bed is a large number of boxes and cases holding the thing up because all the screws have fallen out.
How many licks would kennymacdonald take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?: One, if he has a long enough tongue and it has a small enough radius. I've no idea what a Tootsie Pop is.
Do you feel enlightened now?: Not really. This quiz produced the worst markup I've ever seen, and I had to go back about eight times to correct all the gigantic formatting errors.