Stress Testing
Feb. 28th, 2007 06:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davidnThe Quotebook hasn't really been getting enough attention recently. In fact, only about five new ones have been added since I left university. I've got out of the habit of carrying a notepad around everywhere, and when I eventually remember it, it's more to sketch out ideas for an MMF project rather than as a quote archive because it's all been transferred online. (Exciting news about that to come soon, by the way.)
The stress test at work today could have filled a few pages by itself, though (stress testing being all too literal for us as well as the system).
"Tell me if you're muted."
"At the count of three, click all your buttons madly!"
"I can't, I'm covered in teriyaki sauce."
"What am I supposed to be doing again?"
"It sounds like someone's chainsawing through the roof."
"How did we get a query to block itself?"
"It's at least encouraging that we're getting the same error."
"This whole office needs to be quarantined."
By the way, have you ever taken liquid Tylenol? It's like drinking shots of concentrated Robinsons orange squash, only mixed with petrol and battery acid.
The stress test at work today could have filled a few pages by itself, though (stress testing being all too literal for us as well as the system).
"Tell me if you're muted."
"At the count of three, click all your buttons madly!"
"I can't, I'm covered in teriyaki sauce."
"What am I supposed to be doing again?"
"It sounds like someone's chainsawing through the roof."
"How did we get a query to block itself?"
"It's at least encouraging that we're getting the same error."
"This whole office needs to be quarantined."
By the way, have you ever taken liquid Tylenol? It's like drinking shots of concentrated Robinsons orange squash, only mixed with petrol and battery acid.
