Internet pecking order

[davidn]

Normal, rational human beings

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People with Livejournals

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People with Myspace accounts

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People who post on GameFAQs

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People who post on GameFAQs (not on the Classic Gaming board)

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People who post on the IMDB boards

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Other sentient beings

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Half of the people on Daily WTF

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The other half of the people on Daily WTF

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People who comment on Newgrounds

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Urban Dictionary contributors

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Worms

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Single-cell life forms

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People who comment on Youtube videos

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Jack Thompson

Let me know if I've missed anyone out.

Comments

[kjorteo]

Yay, I'm normal! And American. Unless those are contradictory.

[davidn]

I think my view of America was a bit tarnished because of unfortunate timing - I started visiting several utterly dysfunctional forums at just about the time I moved there (FA, The Daily WTF, and b0st0n), so in my mind America was associated with increased levels of idiocy all round. (That last one is a legitimate concern, though - from reading it, it would seem that everyone who lives in this city is very loud, rude and/or sarcastic, and they seem to be very proud of that.)