Aeeergh!

[davidn]

"How I Lost 1lb Per Day - I burned off my own face!" I've seen some unfortunate banner adverts seeing as I'm on the Internet for at least eight hours a day, but this one really caught my eye and sent the rest of me backwards across the room. Out of all the anonymization techniques that they could have come up with for their insecure model's photos, who on earth decided that the most pleasing was the one that looked like their insane diet caused them to look like an unfortunate victim from a rejected episode of Doctor Who?

If anyone's seen this woman's face, please return it. (And put some flesh back on her as well, she looks like she's going to fall in half.)

Comments

[kjorteo]

There is definitely something disquieting about seeing what appears to be a black hole for a face, I'll give you that.

[starfishchris.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen two mirrors arranged perfectly parallel and looked through the infinite reflection? This is what looking at her face feels like.

[davidn]

It's like looking into the eternity of space - like the non-face of the Keeper of the Seven Keys.