Causes of death

[davidn]

When I have to write something to spit out reams of dummy patient data and the schema includes fields like "cause of death", you can bet that I'm going to write a generator that lightens its mood a bit. Although I imagine they might want to hand it to someone less mad before such a tool gets released to anyone else.

As they seem to be the leading cause of death among my surrealist population - watch out for refrigerators, particularly the ones that hide up trees.

Comments

[davidn]

Who sees "kettle" and immediately goes to there as the source of the accident...!

[xaq.livejournal.com]

Given some of the stuff this group's been exposed to/come up with, I'd say that's quite low on the list of things to raise a fuss over!