Causes of death

[davidn]

When I have to write something to spit out reams of dummy patient data and the schema includes fields like "cause of death", you can bet that I'm going to write a generator that lightens its mood a bit. Although I imagine they might want to hand it to someone less mad before such a tool gets released to anyone else.

As they seem to be the leading cause of death among my surrealist population - watch out for refrigerators, particularly the ones that hide up trees.

Comments

[xaq.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that would really count as "dying"...

Perhaps "turned into parfait by Lord Pudi?"

[kjorteo]

And the world (and this unfortunate victim) was engulfed in pudding.

[xaq.livejournal.com]

"Drowned in vat of half-dead fried rice."

[kjorteo]

"Massacred [by] ramen."

[xaq.livejournal.com]

"Swallowed Okosan's pudding." (A death wish if ever there was one!)