Lemonade

Aug. 22nd, 2012 08:26 pm
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I was making some lemonade with a hammer tonight - I didn't realize that the box of concentrated lemon juice we'd bought contained a bottle, and as we'd kept it in the freezer I needed to break the lemon-ice up inside it before being able to slide it all out of the spout into a carafe.

After that, the procedure would have been straightforward, except soon after starting I realized that I'd been following the wrong recipe on the back of the box and had been making a lemon meringue pie. I thought that the amount of sugar it called for seemed a bit much - on balance, it's just as well I noticed the problem when it was telling me to put butter and eggs into it.

It's very nice - sweet, though. And also quite opaque.

Date: 2012-08-23 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenworks.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, now I can't help but imagine you blindly following the instructions all the way through, culminating in a shot of being confused why the pie isn't sliding into a glass...

I don't understand the first bit though! There's a box with a bottle inside?

Date: 2012-08-23 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crassadon.livejournal.com
As a notice for everyone, if you begin making lemonade by thinking "Okay, lemonade. . first: get a hammer," then please review all the steps before starting!!!

Personally, I don't attempt anything that is more than "add boiling water," or 'microwave for two minutes."

Date: 2012-08-23 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xaq.livejournal.com
"Preheat oven to 350°, okay....dust pie crust with flour, okay...add 2 tbsp. butter and 2 eggs without yolwaaaaaait a minute."

Date: 2012-08-23 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenworks.livejournal.com
So... you had to smash open the bottle to get at the frozen stuff inside that wouldn't fit out the neck?

Date: 2012-08-23 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenworks.livejournal.com
oh, a PLASTIC bottle! I thought you were smashing shards of glass into the stuff you were about to make a drink out of...!

Date: 2012-08-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
premchaia_pre4: [Plain question mark.] (Default)
From: [personal profile] premchaia_pre4
3  Swallowed doom lemonade  94

Date: 2012-08-23 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lupineangel.livejournal.com
When I was younger, dad used to do cooking with my brother and I, and he taught us how to make simple recipes. Nothing incredibly fancy - cake, pizza, scones and so on, stuff that kids eat without much complaint - but nice, simple things that could be made in an hour or less. We wrote all the recipes down, and put them all in a binder, and each recipe had the name of what it was going to make on the top.

Without wanting to sound patronising, maybe a similar, more ordered approach might help you in the kitchen? A lot of your cooking... well, doesn't come off as planned, and I can't help but wonder why. (Although any binder you compile would probably have fewer felt-tip drawings of the food in question with smiley faces about to eat it. :P)

D.F.

Date: 2012-08-24 12:05 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kjorteo
Depends. How good are you at not asking questions about the mystery meat? Hohohoho.

Date: 2012-08-24 12:47 am (UTC)
premchaia_pre4: [Plain question mark.] (Default)
From: [personal profile] premchaia_pre4
*uses clawwws* (It's super-effective!)

Date: 2012-08-24 01:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kjorteo
Ooh.

Date: 2012-08-24 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xaq.livejournal.com
There's no questions to be asked...the answer to how their food is made is right there in the school motto. By the pigeon, for the pigeon, and...bon appetit.

Date: 2012-08-30 04:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
At least you didn't manage to set it on fire...

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