Emails from James Barne's Arse

[davidn]

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Sent from my iPhone

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Sent from my iPhone

Ryu

Sent from my iPhonettyt

Ty

Sent from my iPhone

I can only guess that these emails, which have arrived in my inbox over the last couple of months, are from a regular user of Track the T who sometimes doesn't quite turn his phone off before putting it in his pocket, and the subsequent vibrations produced as the bus rattles along result in the link of my name being clicked and random characters being touched in a form of modern expressionist Ouija-board-style art. It's great to know that people actually use something I wrote so regularly - though not exactly a great advert for the iPhone.