Calming down

[davidn]

We spent a couple of days in New Hampshire in the end, with some miniature golf, lobster rolls and a hot tub - when we arrived we found that they had wasted absolutely no time at all, as the tourist shops were already selling commemorative T-shirts. But now I think things are beginning to return to what passes for normal in my life. The news about the events of last week will go on for some time - the MBTA buses all have "BOSTON STRONG" scrolling on their signs now, which is sort of unfortunate as those things are made of wet cardboard and bits from under the sink and regularly break down if a passenger sneezes too hard.

It gives me a chance to share this poetically incomprehensible supermarket receipt, though. They're like a DOS directory listing at the best of times (I have no idea what among the things we bought today might be identified as a LN C 3CH STF RIG), but this takes it to a whole new level of gibberish. If you stare at them long enough, they do eventually form words, sort of like a written Magic Eye.

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[dr-dos.livejournal.com]

If I buy Land O Lakes brand butter it shows up on the receipt as LOL BUTTER.

Tuna Salmon Combo
*brand* Tomato Basil Sauce
*brand* manicotti

Glacier Brand water, orange mango
Glacier brand water, watermelon pu... prune? I hope not.
Glacier brand water, strawberry kiwi
Glacier brand fruit juice? Watermelon + Lime
Glacier brand fruit juice? Watermeleon + black raspberry


LN brand, combination 3 cheese stuffed rigatoni. I'm Italian~


Oh my god you live in a state where those ME 5 CENTS things actually means something.

[davidn]

Apparently I do, though I can't remember ever actually taking advantage of it, or knowing how.

I think the inconsistency nags at me most of all - those five bottles are all different flavours of the same range, and absolutely none of them are identified with the same prefix! (Like PHP.)

[premchaia_pre4]

Oh god, PHP. Now I must stare at you beakily for invoking the abomination.

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[kytheraen.livejournal.com]

You are a genius.

My favourite abbreviation ever came on my ex-bf's pay packet. He was doing a PhD and would often go in and help the honours students with their practical classes for a bit of extra money: a student demonstrator. On the pay packet it was noted down as STUD DEMON.