Stumbling together through Unreal Tournament 3 - Part 2

[davidn]

At last, here's the second chapter of the great Unreal Tournament 3 project - I've worked out how to get it to upload in high-definition so this time you might even be able to see what's going on.

This time, you can see rakarr and I having a great deal of difficulty getting past level... er... two. Our mission as given by surrogate Samuel L Jackson is to join with the Izanagi to eliminate the scouts from somewhere or other, I don't know, it's a team battle - that's all you need to know. Technical issues still feature, but rather less prominently than they did in part 1.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpsr7rCT19E

Comments

[rakarr.livejournal.com]

You have to be female (or a severely stripped-down robot) to have a chance of being thin in this game, and then you probably have to deal with half the weight (where weight = armour + biceps) being transferred to your chest.

Okay, so that's an assumption based on games in general, and in UT3 it's actually nowhere near as bad as some things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfVHfOULaJY). (This link is not particularly worksafe!)
But I did notice that Jester's bereft of chest armour so her assets can be shown. Presumably the area is robust enough without.it.

[davidn]

That is... I don't even know what that is, apart from some sort of sexual predator simulator. I found it cute to watch her sleeping at first, but like a hug, after about fifteen seconds I was wondering where it was going and ten minutes was definitely too much.

I think that UT3 isn't actually too bad in the chest-armour department so far (you mentioned in the introduction video!)... although admittedly it would be above a positively subterranean bar.