Update on the Oppressed Residents Front...

[davidn]

As a result of the e-mail to Kenny, I now have in my e-mail inbox a rather grovelly apology from Sam. Yes, _that_ Sam. I feel this is a great victory. <¦-)

I am sorry for not being available last night: I'm afraid that I can only
apologise and say that at the time when I should have been in the
foyer/warden's office I was wrestling with a recalcitrant washing machine
which was intent on causing a flood. As you may have noticed I also failed
to change the duty warden's name sign until later in the evening for the
same reason: apologies again.

Comments

[gr33bo.livejournal.com]

Ooooh post for all PLEASE! Share the victory!

[davidn]

I really don't think I should post the contents, as it is after all meant to be private correspondence.

Having said that, I've done it anyway!

[gr33bo.livejournal.com]

BRIAN: Are you the Melville Resident's Front?
REG: Fuck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: Melville Resident's Front. We're the Resident's Front of Melville! Melville Resident's Front. Cawk.
FRANCIS: Wankers.
BRIAN: Can I... join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Wardens as much as anybody.
RESIDENT'S FRONT OF MELVILLE: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG: Stumm.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Wardens already.
REG: Listen. If you really wanted to join the R.F.M., you'd have to really hate the Wardens.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Melville Resident's Front.
R.F.M.: Yeah...
JUDITH: Splitters.
R.F.M.: Splitters...
FRANCIS: And the Melville Oppressed Resident's Front.
R.F.M.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
LORETTA: And the Resident's Front of Melville.
R.F.M.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
REG: What?
LORETTA: The Resident's Front of Melville. Splitters.
REG: We're the Resident's Front of Melville!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Oppressed Front.
REG: Resident's Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Oppressed Front, Reg?
REG: He's over there.
R.F.M.: Splitter!

[gr33bo.livejournal.com]

I realise there's a 'Romans' still in there but I can't be arsed editing it.

[opera-hat.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you could be arsed to post it at all.