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[davidn]

Either the plague altered my sense of smell or the hall smells of jam doughnuts. There is a large stain outside the B-block door. My illness is now just in the neck and throat and I am now eating crisps in an attempt to scratch it clean from the inside.

Comments

[plette.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the stain is super-concentrated jam doughnut essence, and is exuding the smell?

[whinknee.livejournal.com]

glad to hear you are feeling better. jam doughnuts? do those exist? oh wait you live in the land of strange doughnuts i forgot.

[davidn]

What? Jam doughnuts are fundamental to doughnuthood - they're the most common (and best) kind of them!

Everyone else, help me here!

[mercuryanna.livejournal.com]

Yessir, even in America.

One of Homer Simpson's favorite kinds of donut, if I recall correctly.

[gr33bo.livejournal.com]

"jelly" doughnuts in your strange and foreign land