From life's RPG log

[davidn]

> Entering St Andrews...
> David uses Illegal Parking ability!
> David acquires Graduate Gown.
> David rolls against Running Back To Car Before Anyone Notices.
> Roll successful!
> David encounters Pink Chinchilla!
> David hits Pink Chinchilla for 94 damage!
> Pink Chinchilla is defeated!
> David acquires Graduate Hood (Fur Trim).
> Entire department of Computer Science joined the party.
> The party encounters Vice-Chancellor!
> Vice-Chancellor attacks using Latin!
> Vice-Chancellor hits using John Knox's Pants for 2 damage!
> David escaped successfully!
> David LEVEL UP!
> David is now a Graduate!
     Can now use letters BSc, Hons, CS
     Bonus to CV Appeal: +10
     Bonus to Ego: +1048576
     Student Discount ability is no longer effective

Comments

[stubbleupdate.livejournal.com]

that's quite amusing.

Congratulations on graduating etc etc.

[plette.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Best post EVER.

(nerd)

[jenny0.livejournal.com]

That wins. Especially the Vice-Chancellor bit. Pink Chinchilla, though?

[davidn]

An acknowledgement that the graduate hood resembles someone's dead pet.

[jenny0.livejournal.com]

I always thought of it as the Barbie Graduation Hood tm.

[davidn]

All the other degrees got better hoods - at least, slightly more masculine ones.

[pim2005.livejournal.com]

Congrats on graduating - and on your results.

Loss of student discount is bad bad bad though. Alas.

[raphx.livejournal.com]

It's good that you managed to use your Illegal Parking Ability without being spotted by the one or two Parking Ticket Wraiths that seem to be able to effectively cover the entire cell.

[wilddon121.livejournal.com]

You're not a graduate yet.. Facebook doesn't say so!!!!

[ethelfleda.livejournal.com]

That am fantastic.

[e-to-the-ipi.livejournal.com]

Well done! What level does that make you now?

[(Anonymous)]

Best thing my university ever did for me was leaving dates off of the student IDs. I still use that sucker, especially at cinemas. Hurrah for still getting student discounts!

Also, congratulations!!!!!!!!!

[yemminie.livejournal.com]

Oops, that was me.

[stubbleupdate.livejournal.com]

my student card is valid until 20 september 2006. i'll have been working for 6 weeks by then. but we won't tell UGC. shh