From life's RPG log

[davidn]

> Entering St Andrews...
> David uses Illegal Parking ability!
> David acquires Graduate Gown.
> David rolls against Running Back To Car Before Anyone Notices.
> Roll successful!
> David encounters Pink Chinchilla!
> David hits Pink Chinchilla for 94 damage!
> Pink Chinchilla is defeated!
> David acquires Graduate Hood (Fur Trim).
> Entire department of Computer Science joined the party.
> The party encounters Vice-Chancellor!
> Vice-Chancellor attacks using Latin!
> Vice-Chancellor hits using John Knox's Pants for 2 damage!
> David escaped successfully!
> David LEVEL UP!
> David is now a Graduate!
     Can now use letters BSc, Hons, CS
     Bonus to CV Appeal: +10
     Bonus to Ego: +1048576
     Student Discount ability is no longer effective

Comments

[raphx.livejournal.com]

It's good that you managed to use your Illegal Parking Ability without being spotted by the one or two Parking Ticket Wraiths that seem to be able to effectively cover the entire cell.