From life's RPG log

[davidn]

> Entering St Andrews...
> David uses Illegal Parking ability!
> David acquires Graduate Gown.
> David rolls against Running Back To Car Before Anyone Notices.
> Roll successful!
> David encounters Pink Chinchilla!
> David hits Pink Chinchilla for 94 damage!
> Pink Chinchilla is defeated!
> David acquires Graduate Hood (Fur Trim).
> Entire department of Computer Science joined the party.
> The party encounters Vice-Chancellor!
> Vice-Chancellor attacks using Latin!
> Vice-Chancellor hits using John Knox's Pants for 2 damage!
> David escaped successfully!
> David LEVEL UP!
> David is now a Graduate!
     Can now use letters BSc, Hons, CS
     Bonus to CV Appeal: +10
     Bonus to Ego: +1048576
     Student Discount ability is no longer effective

Comments

[stubbleupdate.livejournal.com]

my student card is valid until 20 september 2006. i'll have been working for 6 weeks by then. but we won't tell UGC. shh