I've spent some time experimenting with Tomcat hosts in the lull between Christmas and New Year, and today I bring you this stunningly pointless application:

eBooker!
It is the eBooker! You can feed it a file in TXT, DOC, DOCX or RTF format, and it will extract the hidden subtext of it (i.e. draw out random phrases). You can also post the results directly to your Twitter account and fulfill your ambitions of becoming a curious spambot.

eBooker!
It is the eBooker! You can feed it a file in TXT, DOC, DOCX or RTF format, and it will extract the hidden subtext of it (i.e. draw out random phrases). You can also post the results directly to your Twitter account and fulfill your ambitions of becoming a curious spambot.