Proof of Pizza
Jul. 19th, 2008 05:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davidnA Trillian log, several months ago...
Session Start (David Newton:Don): Sat May 19 19:21:16 2007
[19:21] Don: burnt the flat down yet then?
[19:21] David Newton: http://wired.st-and.ac.uk/~wong/images/disasterpizza.jpg
[19:21] Don: wtf?
[19:22] Don: that is one ugly bastard of a pizza
[19:22] David Newton: I was taking it out of the oven after a painstaking hour preparing it, and that was when I realized that I'd used piecrust instead of pizza dough.
[19:22] David Newton: So it's not gone that well.
[19:22] Don: I am really laughing out loud at the moment
[19:24] Don: anything else you have done which tops that?
[19:25] David Newton: No, I think that this is a record.
In an attempt to make up for the above incident and prove that I can be trusted to cook for myself, tonight I produced this... white pizza. I think it went rather better.
But, yes. White pizza. I forgot to put any tomato base on it.
Just shut up, will you?
Session Start (David Newton:Don): Sat May 19 19:21:16 2007
[19:21] Don: burnt the flat down yet then?
[19:21] David Newton: http://wired.st-and.ac.uk/~wong/images/disasterpizza.jpg
[19:21] Don: wtf?
[19:22] Don: that is one ugly bastard of a pizza
[19:22] David Newton: I was taking it out of the oven after a painstaking hour preparing it, and that was when I realized that I'd used piecrust instead of pizza dough.
[19:22] David Newton: So it's not gone that well.
[19:22] Don: I am really laughing out loud at the moment
[19:24] Don: anything else you have done which tops that?
[19:25] David Newton: No, I think that this is a record.
In an attempt to make up for the above incident and prove that I can be trusted to cook for myself, tonight I produced this... white pizza. I think it went rather better.
But, yes. White pizza. I forgot to put any tomato base on it.
Just shut up, will you?
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Date: 2008-07-20 12:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-20 01:22 am (UTC)As it happens I remembered the comment you made last year when deciding if this attempt constituted a success or not, as I had the oven at the wrong temperature or something and it came out a little more undercooked than most people would consider normal. So you pre-emptively validated my dinner.
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Date: 2008-07-20 08:15 am (UTC)Although I must admit that I consider the tomato sauce to be fairly important, too....
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Date: 2008-07-20 04:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-20 05:02 pm (UTC)Why don't you try your next attempt when the wife (if she can cook) is there and it might make it easier when you are flying solo in the pizza dept.
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Date: 2008-07-20 07:04 pm (UTC)Third time will be lucky, I'm sure.
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Date: 2008-07-25 02:50 pm (UTC)